Monday, November 30, 2009

Who'd love to see Stella McCartney beat the sheite out of Lady Heather Mills McCartney.?

%26gt; It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife


%26gt; are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes


%26gt; about her false leg.


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%26gt; Personally, I think it's prosthetic.


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%26gt; News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his


%26gt; wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be


%26gt; distraught over the split. ';He has been my crutch for so long';! She said


%26gt; in an earlier briefing, ';I have no idea why this has happened, I'm


%26gt; really stumped';


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%26gt; ';She's running around in circles';, according to a close friend, ';she


%26gt; will need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk


%26gt; out on a relationship like this';


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%26gt; After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever


%26gt; consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if


%26gt; we called her Heather.


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%26gt; It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the


%26gt; marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if


%26gt; an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to


%26gt; stand on.


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%26gt; Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may


%26gt; have been the cause. ';She's terrible'; a source stated, ';always trying to


%26gt; get her leg over';.


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%26gt; Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the


%26gt; cause. ';Macca couldn't handle it anymore'; a friend said, ';he would get


%26gt; home at night and find her legless';


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%26gt; Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present


%26gt; that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic


%26gt; leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.


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%26gt; A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate


%26gt; ';I'm f---ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?'; His mate says ';try


%26gt; Paul McCartney';


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%26gt; Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:


%26gt; I lay upon a grassy bank


%26gt; My hands were all a quiver


%26gt; I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river


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%26gt; These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she


%26gt; has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill


%26gt; her shoeWho'd love to see Stella McCartney beat the sheite out of Lady Heather Mills McCartney.?
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Who'd love to see Stella McCartney beat the sheite out of Lady Heather Mills McCartney.?
Oh yeah, the money grubbing ho......
i really liked what jonathan ross said at the music awards about heather lying so much he wouldn;t be suprised if she really had two legs!!!!


i feel v sorry for paul mccartney- must be awful to see your life in the papers like that
Oh my god!there is something about Lady mucca that I just cant stand,and its mad because i dont even know the woman!She just makes me wanna rip off my own arm and throw it at her.


She is so obviously after maccas money,everybody knew that from day one,and look,its come true.Everyone from what I hear stands by paul ,she just looks like the golddigger that she obviously is
I'm all up for that one
I would and money will be on Stella she calls Mills ';Vomitiana'; as she makes her vomit every time she sees her.
Apparently you.
LETS NOT BE TOO QUICK TO JUDGE BECAUSE THERE IS AN AUDIO TAPE THAT IS SUPPOSE TO BE COMING OUT SAYING THAT SIR PAUL DID IN FACT ABUSE HEATHER, SO WE SHOULD SLOW DOWN FOR NOW AND KEEP OUR MONEY IN OUR POCKETS FOR NOW.
Niether of them have any talent,I would like to see Stella kick the crap out of her wicked stepmother,who has turned out to be a real money grabbing leech.This will never come about though,we can't have anyone leathering a poor,defenceless cripple,can we?
ohh yeah
Well. Stella tried to warn him
Yes, it would serve her right, money grabbing *****
yup, I would

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